Yes it's true I'm a trekkie

Yes, folks it's true I am a trekkie. Not the kind that goes dressed up to conventions or anything but one that enjoys a great sci fi series. I'm not the sterotypical trekkie either I don't live in my parents basement. I live in the little crawlspace in the attic next to the bats. What more do you need to know? That's why I'm unknown. You might walk past me and never know it.