WE have the coolest bus driver to take us college students to school every day. He kicks some serious ass.
we had an incident where a lady wanted to get on but there wasn't any room and the bus was coming back through in about fifteen minutes. the bus driver explained it to her. the lady complained you're going to make me wait even longer. he's like it's "either that or pay two bucks". she goes "why?" he's like "one to go up the hill (the college is on a hill) and one to go down it to your location." she's like "why you being so hard you jackass", his reply was the best " shut up you blonde bit*h," and then drove off. it was soo funny. even people sleeping woke up for that one. that made everyone's day especially after we had to switch to a different bus because the first one broke down.